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Meri ankhein badi hogaein. “Ji?” Shayad main ne ghalat suna hai.
“Haan, tumhari maa koi budsurat boodhi toh nahin hai, abhi kafi sexy hai aur ek bahen bhi jis ko dekhkar murde ka bhi lund khada hojaye. Kya kabhi unko chodne ko man kaha.”
“Ji haan.” Meri awaz ek jakde hue chuhe ki tarah thi.
“Kis ko? Rita ko ya Pooja ko?”
“Dono.”
“Bahut accha.” Unhone Satish ki taraf plata tab mere jaan mein jaan aayi. “Satish, ye bata tera ka haal hai.”
Satish ye sab sun kar zara mujhse zyada bold hogaya tha. “Bapu pata nahin, kbahi kbahi aata kabhi mujhe ladkiaon se koi dilchaspi nahin lagti. Main kabhi kabhi koi lund dekhta hoon toh mujhe woh choot se accha lagta hai.”
“Hmmm. Ye toh toh tijhe pata lagana padega ke kahin tu gay toh nahin. Waise agar ho bhi toh koi baat nahin. Hmmm. Pooja beti tu bata ab.”
Pooja sab se choti hone ke naate badi chanchal thi. Usne muskarate hue kaha. “Bapu mujhe toh har ladke ko dekh kar chodne ka khayal aata hai. Aur ghar baat, main ne kayi baar dhyan hi dhayan mein ab sab se chudwa liya hai. Aur aap ka lund bhi ek baar dekha hai maine.”
“Hmm, chalo baat sab saamne aagayi.” Woh bhi kursi par bhait gaye. “Sach toh yeh hai ke hamara khoon hi kuch aisa hai. Main bhi apni jawani mein apni ma aur bahen ko khoob choda hai. Aur Rita ka bhi man karta hai woh apne bacchaon ke lund ras chakh le. Hum yeh sonch rahe hain ki chodne chudane ka sab ko man karta hai, is pehle hum naher jaa kar chodne lage, pata nahin kaisi kaisi beemariyaan lagale hum sab ghar mein hi kyon na baat ko rakkhein?”
“Kya hum bahar wale se koi rishta nahin rakh sakte?”
“Kyon nahin? Tum sab ko shaadi toh karna hi hai. Magar main ye chahta hoon ke chudai ghar tak hi rakhein, jab shaadi jo jaye toh tu pane husband ke saath chodwaliya karegi aur ye log apni biwiaon ke saath. Tab tak sirf ghar mein.”
“Ji Bapu.” Main bade bholepan se kaha.
“Lekin Bapu, aap ne toh apne bare mein nahin bataya?” Pooja ne kaha.
“Acha, kya jaan na chahti hai?” Bapu muskarate hue poocha. “Haan, tujhe dekh kar man tujhe chodne ko karta hai. Bas ek baar tujhe apne saamne ghutne tek kar mere lund ko apne moon mein lete dekhoon toh maza aajaye.”
“Chi Bapu, lund moon mein thodi hi lete hain.”
“Arey meri jaan, lund toh jar jagah lete hain. Moon mein, gaand mein, choot mein. Aur teri maa toh is teenon ki expert hai. Tujhe sikadegi.”